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Horror In The White House; The Administration Is Terrified

 We live in truly perilous and terrifying times. As President Trump works overtime to make America great again, disturbing reports have surfaced that he is being haunted by a sinister demon. “The president is an extremely brave man,” sidekick Mike Pence said. “But he is being stalked by Satan himself. I’m so frightened that I …

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Kim Jong Un’s “Beautiful Trump Letter” Revealed

  The Lint Screen digs into a story like a dog with a metal detector looking for bones, and we’ve unearthed an enormous scoop–– the plete “beautiful letter” from North Korean Overlord Kim Jong Un to American Overlord Donald J. Trump.     Here is the correspondence in its entirety.     “Dear Don-Dude,   …

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Mueller Presser Explained by Sarah Huckabee Sanders

 The nation held its collective breath today as special counsel Robert Mueller held a press conference at the Justice Department. While the pundits debate exactly what Mueller said, press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave The Lint Screen her informed translation. “It was pretty obvious Bob Mueller admitted his investigation was a plete and total witch …

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Graham Believes Trump Is The Second ing

 South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham is a devout Christian. “I was raised right,” the sweet talking Graham told The Lint Screen. “I know who to love, and I know who to hate. The good guys have wings, and the bad ones have pitchforks. The only thing that will stop them is a good guy with …

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South Carolina Passes The Most Restrictive Abortion Law Yet

 South Carolina has entered the abortion law fanfare spreading across America. Today state lawmakers passed what many believe is the country’s most restrictive abortion law. “We aren’t about to watch Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Missouri, and Ohio get all the limelight,” said state representative Tommy White. “We want to control the bodies of our baby carriers …

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